MIND-BENDING HEADLINES: THE BIZARRE TRUTH

Brace yourselves, dear readers, because today's installment of Shockwave News/Weird World Weekly/The Daily Enigma is serving up a piping hot helping/helping/load of the downright unbelievable. We're talking about stories/events/situations so outlandish/bizarre/unhinged they'll have you questioning everything you thought you knew/was real/was possi